hate in these veins all again, all that
it leads to sins. fuck what you told me
Hello, my name is Stephanie, but I'm usually addressed as Steph by my darling friends. I am a creature known as a Neko, but I usually prefer to show my human form to certain people.
Normal Au:
Hello! My names Steph, and I currently live with the one I love dearly, Split! (ask-split-personality-once-ler) I hope one day we are more than boyfriend and girlfriend and live happily together!

steph-the-neko: "H-Hello! Ms. Pariah, is it?" Steph blinked, hoping she had gotten it right.

thesocialpariah:

steph-the-neko:

thesocialpariah:

"Hmm?.." The blue haired woman turned on a booted heel, before lifting up her goggles and giving the other young woman a smile. She knew who this was, she’d certainly heard of her through a friend..

"I am indeed, miss. And I’ve a feeling I know who you are too. Turns out we have a friend in common!" Pariah stated rather cheerfully, extending an open hand to Steph.. "A pleasure to finally meet you properly.."

"Oh, you do? Great!" She chuckled, eagerly shaking the other womans hand. "Yes, it’s very nice to meet you, finally! I’m Stephanie, but er, you might have already known." She chuckled sheepishly. "But anyway, I came to talk to you about Split! If you’re not too busy of course.."

"Yeah, your other half.. Don’t worry, he thinks the world of you, lass!" Pariah answered, giving Steph a firm shake before letting go.. "And I’m never too busy to talk to anyone, round here’s an open door policy.." She said with a smile.. "How may I help?"

Upon hearing that, she blushes softly, scratching her cheek. “Aww, does he..?” She giggles. “Oh, good! Er well, Splits birthday is coming up! And since you’re close friends, do you happen to know what he might like? He doesn’t take things like this too seriously but I want to do something really special, you know?”



steph-the-neko: "H-Hello! Ms. Pariah, is it?" Steph blinked, hoping she had gotten it right.

thesocialpariah:

"Hmm?.." The blue haired woman turned on a booted heel, before lifting up her goggles and giving the other young woman a smile. She knew who this was, she’d certainly heard of her through a friend..

"I am indeed, miss. And I’ve a feeling I know who you are too. Turns out we have a friend in common!" Pariah stated rather cheerfully, extending an open hand to Steph.. "A pleasure to finally meet you properly.."

"Oh, you do? Great!" She chuckled, eagerly shaking the other womans hand. "Yes, it’s very nice to meet you, finally! I’m Stephanie, but er, you might have already known." She chuckled sheepishly. "But anyway, I came to talk to you about Split! If you’re not too busy of course.."



steph-the-neko: "Spliiiiitsyyyy!" Steph comes through the office door, a plate in her hand. "I baked you something!" She hurried her way to him, but suddenly something stopped her in her tracks, and she tripped. "Waah!" She shrieked.

ask-split-personality-once-ler:

He gasped, jumping to his feet and running over to her. “Steph? Steph are you ok?” He reached down for her, an apparent look of concern on his face. So far he hadn’t even registered the spilled plate.

((Also, I find your icon hilarious with the first part of that message. XD))

((Oh my god, i can’t stop laughing now xD ))

"Ouch..yeah.." Steph sat up, sniffling. She leaned over and hugged Split tight, burying her face in his chest. "I’m so sorry Splitsy, I dropped what I made for you! I remembered it’s been a year since we started dating, and I may be a little late, but.." She pulled away and sighed. "I’m sorry."


ghostwith-a-beatingheart:

sixthrock:

sofapizza:

pleatedjeans:

This dog barks like a person screaming for his life. [via]

their neighbors must be terrified.

*wag wag wag*
*happy dog face*
*BLOODCURDLING DEATH SCREECH*
*wag wag wag*

oh my god i am in tears

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So tired..

skuboglesby:

all i want for christmas is [gunshot] [gunshot] [gunshot] [cash register noise]

mrasayf:


I needed to do this.

*makes frustrated noise*


steph-the-neko: Steph slept peacefully next to Split, an arm around him and gripping loosely at his shirt. Suddenly she felt something on her leg, but oddly tried to ignore it, shifting a little before that something began crawling on top of split, placing its little hands on his face.

ask-split-personality-once-ler:

steph-the-neko:

ask-split-personality-once-ler:

At first he wasn’t disturbed by whatever was crawling on him, just chuckling a bit in his sleep. “Steph, that tickles,” he mumbled, starting to shift a bit. Once that something reached his face, however, he awoke with a start, sitting up. “Spiders…!”

The little kitten had fallen over, making a little noise. Steph sat up as well, assuming what might have happened. “Aw- Cinnamon!” She went ahead and picked him up, placing him in her lap. “Oh Splitsy, it was just Cinnamon!”

"W-what?" He spotted the cat and sighed, now feeling bad. "Oh. I’m sorry about that buddy," he said with a yawn, reaching over and scratching Cinnamon’s head.

Cinnamon purred, closing his eyes briefly before opening them up and looking toward Splitsy. He crawled between them, settling himself down in the small space. “He was probably lonely. Oh, and good morning!” She leans over and kisses Splits cheek.


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